Video: Liverpool U19s v. Molde

devils win, we lose, barca draws, madrid romps... its weekends like those that make me glad im a multi-sport fan. GO NINERS!!!!!

Speaking of Stoke and Anti-football, whats up with J. Cole and his 'wonder dribble/assist' this weekend and Babel scoring a double? Not ok.

I know this argument might be hiding at the moment, but just a little food for thought on the "Andy Carroll failure" discussion:

Fernando Torres has scored 1 goal in 22 appearances, Andy Carroll has scored 3 goals in 13 appearances.

Before we label Carroll a flop, let's wait to see how quickly Fernando Torres gets transferred away. Also, apparently there was an interview that Torres criticized all of his teammates as his problem.

So, are you saying he's coming back to Liverpool on a free transfer?

Next time - perhaps you should try chicken Ngoo gai pan in goal sauce on a Sterling Silva platter. For dessert, might I recommend cotton Coady ice cream. 

Delicious. And I hear they deliver. 

Is this the game with THAT penalty incident, or did they just have another penalty incident?

The PK of Pigs Invasion you mention takes place at 1:59, if you want to call it an incident.

I need

I need to exorcise this Stoke Demon that has invaded my body.

I have tried the Catholic Priest, excess alcohol and professional psychiatrist routes and nothing seems to be working. Have read the excellent/perceptive/insightful game day/player analyses generously provided here by Ed, Trev, Justin and others. I enjoy it all immensely, appreciate the insight that I may not otherwise have achieved, and it does help bring me to a true understanding of what really happened to us at the Brit.

But, my very precarious health status just seems to be worsening. And I'm guessing that some of you may also be afflicted with this maliciuos Stoke/Pulis Demon. So, would the motion picture writer/director/producer genius who created the Uncle Woy Hitler video kindly update it to include a segment adding Tony Pulis and The Potters.

It is the only thing that may possible save me from a trip to the Vatican for an exorcism or the digressing into a fifth of scotch a day.

And yes Noel, the young Reds video is a good start to the therapy I am now so desperately seeking. Thank you for that. 

stick to sex, drugs and rock'n'roll.  The rest of the money will be wasted.

Aye Johnny. Glad to see I can always count on you guys for some good advice. But, I kind of include both the alcohol and Catholic Priest vices within the "drugs" category.

so if catholic priests come under drugs, where to you put the child molesting?

But, what I think would be most therapeutic for me and maybe some of you is if the motion piture writer/director/producer genius (Mr. alcatrazzledazzle??), would re-release the Uncle Woy Hitler video and add some scenes that included the AntiChrist Tony Pulis and The Potters.

Maybe include some "pitch for midgets", 9-1 formation, safari grasslands, box full of Redwoods, referees paid off, Delap 35 yard towel throws.....you know, some Pulis bulldog brilliance strategy stuff. 

As an Irish Catholic, (well, theoretically Catholic) I too have tried the alcohol and religion route to consolation but to no avail JPR. Nothing, it seems, can exorcise the demon you speak of. Watching the 'hi-lites' package on tv last nite my head began to swivel and the green projectile vomit that followed confirmed my fears. The only known cure to our affliction is to watch Kenny's boys hand Spurs their arses on a plate next weekend. Until then my wife will just have to endure my rotating noggin and constant malevolent mutterings about the coming of the anti-christ in the form of tony pulis

Yes, I too must admit to the "theoretical Irish Catholic" attachment. Grandmother's family emigrated from Ireland to Brooklyn/Manahttan many years ago. May somewhat explain my search for answers to my current dilemma in religion and alcohol.

Ah, the swivelling head, incoherent mutterings, green projectile vomit and Tony Pulis anti-christ flashbacks. Certain signs of a desperately needed exorcism. Just as I suspected....this Pulis Demon is insidious!

My big problem is I can't now afford the expense or time for the Vatican trip and needed exorcism. But, your suggestion is a very good one... bring on Arry's boys and let's hand them their arses on a plate. May well work out for us yet. We'll just have to wait it out and see how it goes. Until then, I'm stocking up and going to church.

Always love reading your stuff, Trev, and you Irish boys (Seanster & you) always make me laugh.

Bring on Spurs!!!! 

You've seen my dating record.

What, 4-0?  Or 24 missed chances?

akin to "...teriyaki cooked in a hot tub..."

Well endowed yet can't finish inside the box. LFC's infidelity.

cruel, cruel.

Maybe the best opening line ever.

Mad props, Noel. Mad props.