Torres to Chelsahahaha…sorry.

By: CSD | May 14th, 2008

As I was reading brilliant reviews of the season and feeling melancholy, I came across a bunch of headlines in the futbol world saying that Roman Abramovich has bid £40million for our favorite striker. Now, put aside all the stupid reports from banks you’ve heard about Liverpool possibly having to sell Torres and Babel because of interest payments or some nonsense. Torres will not leave because of two reasons. 1) He produces on the field. We’ve finally found a striker that can leave defenders scratching their heads while saying, “what the hell just happened?” 2) he sells shirts. The Torres shirt was voted as the most sought after. The club would be silly to get rid of someone who scores goals AND makes money. Aside from shirts, I’m sure he puts a few butts in seats as well. There’s links and factual data for everything I just said out there, but I’m partially drunk and unfortunately the part that is drunk controls my research methods.

There are two untouchables at the club right now, Torres is one and Gerrard is the other. They are Liverpool until the manager decides that they are not. The fans are behind both players and would absolutely shit a break if either left. You could probably lump Carragher into the mix if he played for England still, but those are the only two constants. So really, there are 4 for sure things: death, taxes, Torres, and Gerrard.

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• ish |  May 14th, 2008 at 2:31 am

  
  
  

  as a chelsea fan i think torres should stay at anfield. if roman wants to poach any1 go for babel who will probably be massive next season.

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• roxy |  May 14th, 2008 at 3:22 am

  
  
  

  Hahahahahaha is right! Some people are just red for life and torres is one of them. You can see how he reacts to the adulation at anfield so why would he want to go to chernobel sorry er stanford bridge?.

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• steven. |  May 14th, 2008 at 7:22 pm

  
  
  

  his armband proved he was a red…
  go ahead, you know the words!

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• Tote Football Pro |  May 19th, 2008 at 5:34 am

  
  
  

  Nothing story to be honest.

  Chelsea can throw their billions about and buy a bunch of money grabbers, or glory hunters, but whilst there is still a god (Robbie Fowler), even their billions won’t be able to buy players like Gerrard or Torres, who move (or stay), for the love of the club, its fans and its traditions.

  And apart from that, why would Liverpool want to sell the best striker theyve bought in the last 20 years!

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