People are losing their freakin’ minds: Woman rips ex-boyfriend’s testicle off with her bare hands & Robbie Fowler going to the Rangers?!?!?

By: Brian | June 14th, 2007

First thing first, this is absolutely nuts. No pun intended. Here’s a little excerpt:

She grabbed his genitals, pulling off his left testicle which she tried to swallow. When she choked on the organ, she spat it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying; “That’s yours.”

Sure, it’s the Mirror, but, seriously, that must have hurt.

So how can you top that off? Easy. Robbie Fowler to the Rangers?!?!? He should probably think about this. Just considering it is not doing any good for anyone. I know plenty of Celtic/Liverpool fans and historically the clubs have a lot of mutual respect for one another, but this would cause a major rift in that relationship. LFC fans would basically have to disown Fowler to maintain that respect. Let’s just say this, I know people, who revere Fowler, who would cry if this happened.

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• Bazil |  June 14th, 2007 at 7:52 am

  
  
  

  I’m sorry but I disagree with you. I am a huge Liverpool fan and a Rangers fan. If the so-called Liverpool/Fowler fans would disown him as a result of this move then I personally would prefer these ‘fans’ found another player and another club to be fanatical about. What reason do ‘Liverpool fans’ have for liking Celtic and/or disliking Rangers? I mean in footballing terms.

  That said, I like the removing of the testicle as an analogy

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• Brian |  June 14th, 2007 at 8:14 am

  
  
  

  A lot of Liverpool fans are Irish Catholic or just Irish and hence, aren’t very big fans of the Rangers. At least that’s what I’ve been exposed to. I personally don’t care either way, though personal friends of mine, who are Irish Catholic and love Robbie Fowler, are going to be crushed just by the thought of God wearing a Rangers kit.

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• Bazil |  June 15th, 2007 at 6:08 am

  
  
  

  Cheers Stevie’s double. I just don’t think that it’s right that people make a connection between the two clubs because of religion. I am Scottish (but I am well aware Scottish football is AWFUL) and the religion nonsense is still rife in Scotland between Rangers and Celtic and it’s embarrassing. I prefer English football and it would be a real shame if this religion has infected the minds of football fans down South.
  Peace out lads.

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