Matchday: Liverpool v. Manchester City

i'm sure Mancini's post match assessment will be a gem.. 190 million pounds on the pitch for City and they're brought to their knees by a player they discarded as excess, now that's poetic.. Beller's is turning in one world class performance after another

Not sure just how low down our nose we can look at City given the masterclass Ngog gave us on Saturday, but poetic nonetheless!

don't forget we had bellars before !!!

Yellow boots with lightning pace. Always a good choice to lead the line. There's never a good answer for lightning pace.

Did anyone else notice the ref do a very convincing impression of an outraged ape right in front of Micah Richards after Stevie stuck his dong of a pen away? Luis Suarez got eight matches in the sin bin for less! Outrageous behaviour!!!

I'd like to dedicate this victory to the bartenders: jessica and marissa. WE DID IT!!

Very pretty names. You're going to have to watch every LFC game at the same bar with them from now on.

It was actually Jason and Mike at the start of the evening!

say this about adam... when stevie plays holding mid, adam looks a lot better. trying to put stevie in attack and let adam tackle looks like crap. oh and BELLARS!

still a liability.  dzeko should have had a pen off him and his dumb ass tackles from behind.

What a game. Hats off to all the boys but Bellers needs to be singled out for his work rate and the crisp finish. Kenny got it right with the formation too. We seemed to have an extra man for the passing lane. Absolutely brilliant!!

I'm here!!!!! I'm here!!!!!

ok what'd I miss?

Dude, seriously? Where have you been? We was fucking awesome, and though I hate to say this, Hart was awesome as well and I hate him today.

Oh, I know I'm a dick. Heh. I've been twisting knobs. Er, a dayjob. 

Can we buy sale transfer moneh him and haf him for centre forward plz?

But really, I'm stoked. Pissed I had to miss the game though. Can't wait for highlights. 

Wembley bear, my sweet snuggly Wembley bear! Oh how I love to squuuuueeze you.  

I had to wait for the highlights as well. Stream stopped for 5 minutes, and in that 5 minutes come the 2nd goal. Fuck, that was way more depressing than missing the whole match.

Dirk Kuyt and Bellers were excellent today ran themselves into the ground. Next it's the scum. Come on LIVERPOOL

WWEEEMMMMMBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEERRRRRRRR fuckin LLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I fucking adore Craig Bellamy, the devilish, magnificent Welshman.

About f-cking time we showed some heart and fight-back. Great fucking game. 

Hell, yes. And the boys better come out and fight just as hard in the FINAL

Haha, YESSSSSSSS!!!

I WANT TO DO THAT TOO!

YESSIR. Hopefully the weekend cured any more "taking shit for granted" behavior.

Kenny jumping on their asses was FUCKING RIGHT. Eh?

WEMMMMMMMMBLEEEEEEYYYYYYY

Wembley!!

That's the way to play with some passion boys. Damn, John Henry's little lady looking mighty FINE.

Wembley here we come. Oh and great to see the owners here, didn't knew that they came. Now the other half of manchester next.

You fucking beauty!  :)

Henry's wife?lol jk

Well i'm calling dibs on that one! lol

WEBLEY WELCOMES BACK LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB! Ahh, the strange ups and downs of supporting this great club...

Is it OK to start breathing again?

Bellamy is the MAN

FUCK YEAH, MY FIRST CUP FINAL (clearly the most important thing ever)

We can experience this together as fellow slight newcomers!

^^^^ this!

If I count it right, this is my third :P

Mine too :D so excited :D

Me too!

Now the fun starts trying to get tickets!

Just call John Henry.

Shit, knew I should have kept him on speed dial!!!!

I bet you had him on speed dial before because you were the one who recommended we buy Downing. "Oh, he'll have 15 goals and 17 assists a season, easily".

Nailed your ass, LSD. Fess up now.

YNWA!

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

YEssssssssssssssss

YNWA

Time has actually stopped moving, right?

For the sake of my poor bleeding fingers please take Adam off...

We need a bit of possession now.

This is getting intense!!

Bellamy on the ground. Oh please no. Nothing's more terrifying.

Dammit, not Bellamy...

Craig Bellamy compensates for his lack of knees with a ginormously massive set of stones.  WELL MUTHAFUCKIN IN!!!!!!

Richards gives Bellers a leetle headache.

He's just so good it's fucking amazing.

Get another!!!!  Come on boys!!!!!

HOLY SHIT MOTHERFUCKING GOD! MY STREAM STOPPED SUDDENLY AND WHEN IT GOT BACK WE GOT THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAL! FUCK I MISSED IT!

BELLAMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BELLAMY YOU SONS OF BITCHES

Bellamy is so good!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Bellers!!!!!!!

BELLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beautiful Fucking goal!!!!!!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Belllllaaaaaarrrrmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone needs to tell our players to get in the box. We are in a losing position and need some coaching, come on...

Fuck it!

This is cruel to us. We deserve a lot better than this.

On their fucking second opportunity of the half...

Stream knocked out, comes back in time to see City celebrating in slow motion. Fuckkkk me.

And fuck everything.

shit...

just fuck offf. all those chances we had and now this. typical.

That's exactly how it's done. Goddammit!!

oh.. that was tense

We had that big push and didn't get a goal -- now we look a bit tired. Hope we get our second wind soon.

...inspired even. I'm stunned over here. Keep it up...thru may.

Joe Hart is playing out of his fucking mind

and to think.. Robert Green was first choice keeper for England a year and a half ago

Joe hart. Seriously. I have nothing to say.

Joe Hart is forbidden from playing against us ever again.

Jesus Christ. Joe Hart is fucking insanely good

Just stop, Joe Hart.

UNREAL stuff from Joe Hart!

JUST STOP IT ALREADY JOE HART GODDAMMIT

Damn!!

Jordan Henderson's first-time ball through to Bellamy was a good thing that happened. 

Good god.

Errrrm, maybe it has been all about application. The lads look proper motivated.

Are we really standing around, watching the ball?  Come on, Charlie!

Aguero on for Savic. Shit just got real.

Well, lucky goal for citeh, we played well and got the equaliser.  

moans about the pen but he's got both hands fully outstretched and it hits both of them, it gets to the point where you're just playing goalie and hoping you don't get called for it.  No more lucky than the citeh goal.

itchy bum time as a draw now suits them at the end of extra time. No penalty decider  in this tie.  
We need to match their scoring....

oh no, Aguero coming on.  perhaps a 3 man back for citeh.

Ok if it was a penalty how on earth did Richards not get sent off for denying a goalscoring opportunity?

What the f-ck were the FSC announcers talking about when saying that shouldn't be a PK b/c it bounced off his foot first. He clearly was holding his arms out to maximize possibility of blocking it. You don't usually lunge w/ your arms AND legs forward at the same time.

It's that old ord intent again! But Richards should be off. If it's a penalty it's a redcard.

Yeah, you can't do a goalkeeper save with both arms totally extended and then claim it wasn't handball just because the guy shot it into your foot first.

Agger was not fouled.

nah but it was almost the same as a handball on the line!