Liverpool’s Last 24 Hours, In Pictures

By: Noel | January 29th, 2011
   

Or: An open thread, ’cause the last one’s getting too damn full…

Last 24 1
Torres may have asked Liverpool to consider Chelsea's offer?
Eh, seems unlikely, and they might still land Suarez, which
would make Torres super-happy and stuff...

Last 24 2
Holy fuck, Torres and Suarez together at LFC?!
I am somewhat moderately excited by this concept and
would like to subscribe to your newsletter...
Last 24 3
And while I'm at it, god bless those magnificent bastards at FSG
for coming through in the clutch. I may have had doubts for a while there,
but seriously, you guys fucking rock...
Last 24 4
Wait, reputable journos like Tony Barrett and Rory Smith
are saying Torres might actually want out?
Fuck. That. Noise. Not a chance...
Last 24 5
Oh, hey there, Chelsea...
Last 24 6
But still, I mean, no way would Torres actually hand in
a written request with three days left in the window...
Last 24 7
Oh. Damn.

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  • Ben mcguire

    torres is a trator

  • Vic

    Only my second posting all the way from Cape Town. Had no reason to go to gym today thanks to Man U knocking us out of the cup. I usually kill two birds with one stone and watch football while cycling (makes it bearable). The link at www.27bslash6.com (home page)is very funny. it is as funny as anything I have ever read, listened to or watched, so much so I have had to stop for a while to wipe my eyes. You will forget about Torres wanting to leave, our postion on the log, climate change, the rpice of beer, petrol, drugs, etc. Very very funny.

  • RedDownUnda

    Just discovered this guy last week. Funniest thing I've read. Still working through his archive but that last posting is outstanding. A few hours until England wakes up. I wonder what the next episode is in the Torres saga.

  • Eddie

    LETS HOPE THE KING SHOWS FERNANDO THIS VIDEO CLIP OF SHANKLY. "THE PLAYERS ARE PRIVILEDGED TO PLAY FOR YOU!":
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

    there is no club in the world like liverpool fc. i hope fernando realises that if he was to leave, he will find no club richer with history, culture and tradition.

    moreover i hope he enjoys this photo of the warm affectionate chelsea fans:
    http://i831.photobucket.com/al...

    Our club is in kennys hand, and whatever the outcome is of the torres saga, i have faith that he will make the correct decision. keegan left. rush left. fowler left. owen left. liverpool move on.

  • lfc4eternity

    If the man goes, it proves he's nothing but a lying cu*t...then again they all are...
    'love the club'...'love the supporters'...'love the city'...'kiss the badge'
    BOLLOCKS...I LOVE MONEY SO FUCK OFF!
    Someone should have a quiet word like they did with Gerrard... know what i mean?

  • RussellR

    What about this new crap about getting cash and Anelka for him? I'm not seeing it as we need a proven striker, and one that is younger... Anelka at 31 won't fit in with FSG or Comolli's plans....

  • Pdubz18

    I hope this is a Wayne Rooney style sack of crap, but I feel like there is no one like Sir Alex around Liverpool to whip this kid into shape. Torres wouldn't move to real or barca because of their rivalries with atletico madrid, why would he have the audacity to move from Liverpool to Chelsea?

  • if he stays and scores against Chelsea next weekend, i'll bounce again.
    if he goes and scores against us next weekend, Egypt is going to look like child's play.

  • I have to keep telling myself that his transfer request was just a ploy to confuse other clubs and let Liverpool sneak into fourth place. Because yeah, my brain is actually rejecting this. It can't happen. He can't leave us.

    I know it makes sense to say "if he doesn't want to play for us we should let him go and sign some world-class players," but I just can't. I'm too heartbroken to do anything other than wail about his armband and how it proved he was a Red...

  • tifoso471

    feel exactly the same way. my heart keeps telling me there will be a good explanation for this, my brain has refused to process this development.

  • Pyro

    With 50 million Euros, We can rebuild our team to compete in Europe successfully.

  • David Mccaffrey

    If Torres wants to go let him go while he's still worth anything and then instead of gettin ananother world class player we can get 3 or 4 great players instead

  • Russell

    I hope that Torres knows that no matter what he does at Chelsea, he will never be loved there as much as he is here.

  • Jake_LFC

    I am not sure, but I don't know that Torres can salvage his 'love' at LFC after this..

  • RedDownUnda

    Hard to believe. He'd been through the worst of it. Promised loyalty. Kenny comes in and we start playing the game as if we mean it. He looks interested again. And then he drops this large stinky one. And with perfectly shite timing too. Where is the heart? And to Chelsea? You're seriously shitting me.

    Hey Noel, if you're still able to focus, click this link. Absolutely nothing to do with footy but you will like what this guy gets up to. And I think you need a distraction at the moment. http://www.27bslash6.com/f4s.h...

    I go to sleep wondering what the hell news I'll wake up to......YNWA......unless you're Torres. Maybe.

  • Yann

    Boys, I’ve been chewing on this Torres drama (and the tops of beer bottles) all day and get the distinct feeling LFC and its supporter might all have been royally played by the great Spaniard. It’s glaringly obvious that his stellar performance against Chelski at Anfield was all about trying to impress his prospective new employers and remind them about what they would soon be buying. How else to account for the scintillating effort that day, not seen before or since?

  • redtrev73

    The kid's such a disappointment, Yann. I totally bought into the image of the guy as old-school-loyal. It's the timing that stinks the most. Absolutely THE worst moment. What is he thinking?? We can't even fucking bask in the glow of a new signing cos we're all asking ourselves if luis can replace the guy we've made a hero...and to fucking chelsea?! I'd still be gutted but would get it if it was barca or milan. This kinda undermines the amazing work Kenny has done but i'll tell you one thing.....in the immortal words of Withnail..."the fucker will rue the day"...and LFC will continue to rise. Right, he wants out?...Fine, squeeze EVERY penny out of whoever and move on.

  • I had a premonition. Torres submitted the transfer request because he wanted assurance that King Kenny would remain manager of LFC, because he is so goddamn badass. Tomorrow, Liverpool will release a statement that Kenny will remain as Liverpool manager on a 3 year contract. Torres will immediately issue a statement of apology to the media and we'll all put our posters back on the wall. Sounds great, right?

  • Benko15

    lfc fan from kenya really really hope your premonition do come true coz i cant stand torres playing against us so i hope and pray that this was just a way of saying u need to take lfc serious u fsg guys

  • Travis Artz

    yeah i thought for sure that he put in his transfer request to put pressure on FSG to buy Suarez. but the timeline doesn't support that theory. but if you look at his tweets and what he is choosing to retweet, it does seem like there is a team-first logic in doing what he's doing. if it wasn't Suarez that he was trying to get FSG to commit on there must be something else that we don't know about yet... but now that so many idiots called him a traitor or this and that i don't see how he will ever be able to feel the same about the fans.. and vice versa. no matter what the scenario this was all handled entirely wrong from a PR perspective.

  • LFC

    I HOPE SO I HOPE ITS A PLOY TO GET CASH AND KENNY A CONTRACT HE COULD BE FORGIVEN THEN

  • Ben mcguire

    yes torres is gone

  • Abasr_kopite

    Hope so mate...

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