West Hodgson Albion

By: Noel | February 15th, 2011
   
West Hodgson Albion

“I’ve been doing this job for almost 36 years and you learn an awful lot of things,” said Roy Hodgson when he was officially unveiled as manager of West Bromwich Albion yesterday and held his inaugural press conference. And for a moment, as he spoke, it felt unpleasantly as though he might never have left Liverpool. Still, it’s hard not to laugh, at least a little bit, when you discover he’s already added his time at Anfield to those original thirty-five years at Malmo and Grasshopper and with the Swiss national side as though it’s some massive achievement tacked onto the resumé. Now there’s an extra six months–mostly spent dragging Liverpool down the table and being loathed by the supporters, sure, but still six more months of experience–that he can point to should anybody dare question his managerial quality.

When asked about the way things ended with Liverpool, he continued: “It hasn’t dented my belief or confidence but I can’t lie and say it didn’t hurt me or I didn’t care. I’ve had an awful amount of praise and when you get the opposite it’s not something you necessarily embrace.”

I’m not sure “awful” is the best word he could have picked there, but away from the spotlight that is Liverpool he may be able to get away with the odd foot-in-mouth moment without quite so many waiting to pick his ramblings apart. Still, I’m sure everybody will be pleased to hear that those nasty Liverpool fans couldn’t dent an ego stoked by sycophants in London and the praise of wonderful British managers like Big Sam and his good friend Mister Alex. Oh, and that LMA award he got, since it’s not like they don’t usually hand them out to some middling member of the old boys’ club who has ever so slightly over-achieved that year.

My condolences to any West Brom fans who might be out there reading this, then. At least the ones who have grown attached to a club that tried to play attacking, attractive football under Mowbray and Di Matteo. Normally the worst you might expect to pick up on Valentine’s Day is chlamydia:

Whenever a club changes manager mid-season, there’s always an element of risk involved because the new man inherits a group of players who have worked with a different manager in a different way.

It takes time. There is no magic wand or gold dust you can sprinkle on the players and make them better.

You become a better team by working on the training field and hopefully taking that into the match-day arena.

For all that he now includes his time with Liverpool as part of his grand experience, it seems he didn’t learn an awful lot from his recent mistakes, as he’s already spouting the same deflective lines many will remember well: they aren’t my players; it takes time; there’s no magic wand. And all before he’s even managed a match with the Baggies. Add in reliance on a tightly drilled unit of joyless defensive robots, a punt here and a hoof there, stir, and wait for rumours that the club is eyeing some immobile target-man for the summer window. When the news first broke, The Offside’s resident West Brom blogger was, needless to say, less than impressed:

While he may succeed in moving the team up the table, and thus keeping them in the prem, is it really worth it to sacrifice what has taken so long to build? I enjoy watching West Brom football because of our attacking flair. I don’t want our club to turn into another Stoke, there are already enough of them out there.

When you haven’t managed your first match and the fans are already sarcastically calling you Uncle Roy, it’s fair to say the luster has worn off the Europa League runners’ up medal.

And it’s hard not to feel at least a little bad for them, as in their own way along with clubs like Bolton and Blackpool they’d built a reputation for trying to play football the right way, and by and large their supporters didn’t harbour any grand delusions. They knew it would be a struggle; knew they might end the year back in the Championship. But they’d made it this far playing the right kind of football, it was about building a side that over the longer term might work their way up the table playing an attractive brand of football, and for many that was worth the possibility of setback when compared to the unpalatable option of reaching for the dull drudgery of Roy Hodgson’s thirty-five years experience. Particularly when those years of experience don’t suggest their new manager’s ways are especially compatible with the club’s current players.

Then again, there are surely some who believe that even if Hodgson improves their chances of survival by ten percent at the cost of what had been their long term attempt to build a solid Premier League side that played up-tempo, ball on the floor football, then so be it. Forever Stoke, and who cares if it’s no fun to watch. Presumably the owners fall in this category, though whether or not they’re wise to believe Hodgson actually boosts their odds of survival is another question entirely.

For most reading the Liverpool Offside, though, it’s a chance to put one last nail in the coffin that was Roy Hodgson’s regrettable six months at the helm. In a lot of ways, many had largely written him out of their mental histories already. Now, having been officially unveiled somewhere else to a somewhat less fawning press and another fairly skeptical group of supporters, he’s off the market, no longer “former Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson,” and officially somebody else’s problem.


Some Related Liverpool Posts:


Tags

   
  • Red2death

    All the best to Uncle Roy!

    I'd love nothing more than for Roy Hodgson to have a stellar career and eventually go on to manage the great Manchester United. Preferably sooner than later.

  • Noel, I really like reading your stuff, and I think your status as the worlds' preeminent Liverpool blog is well-deserved. But I have to say, this obsession with a manager who is no longer involved with your club is a little unbecoming.

    I get it - Hodgson did a poor job in many ways. He seemed to waste his players' talents, his tactics were old and stale, etc. At the same time ... this is the Liverpool F_cking Football Club. You've got 120 years of titles and accolades. You just signed two talented young players, beat Chelsea last week, and are in a position to make a late-season charge. If Hodgson is as insignificant as you say, you don't need to drag him up and flog him every week.

    Just my two cents. I like your blog.

  • Point taken, though when talking about current issues of tactics or personnel or what have you, it's hard not to occasionally refer back to a recent and radically different situation, so the name will have a tendency to pop up on occasion while the wound is still fresh. In my defense, though, this is first post actually about Hodgson I've made since three days after he got the sack, a lot of Liverpool places were talking about it, and given that its only been a month since he left it did seem fairly relevant to mention it at some point. And I did wait for his official unveiling rather than following developments with Hodgson and West Brom every step of the way. Also, he did mention Liverpool a few times, and every journo sees a Liverpool angle and is talking about it.

    Just so you have some idea of the thought process on this end. Though in any case, we certainly fucking encourage swearing around these parts.

  • I understand, and clearly his performance earlier this season still has some effect on where your club finds itself right now.

    I guess my post was more along the lines of "I hope this doesn't carry through the spring and summer."

  • Lonelyportrait

    Seems like there might be a high chance of Tuesdays with Roy on the WBA offside blogsite? lol.

  • Eddie

    off topic but still major news for liverpool. did anyone watch the liverpool u18 triumph 9-0? standout performer - raheem sterling with 5 goals, only just turned 16 2 months ago, has been playing in an age group 3 years above him. phenomenal potential. he plays left midfield and is very similar to a john barnes esque player.
    http://www.footylounge.com/fil...
    we already have shelvey + kelly making huge strides in the first team. add this to the younger crop of sterling, suso, robinson, wilson, coady, pacheco etc and you come to realise that we have a huge potential of having excellent young players coming through. potential to save liverpool millions and fits in well with FSG idea of youth.

  • John

    Conor Coady is god

  • Khaine

    Been watching him all year. Absolute menace. All the tools to become a complete all-star; pace, acceleration, trickery, always improving his finishing, crossing and decisions. Also comes at players differently; go left, cut right, cross early, go to byline, play through ball etc. Doesn't seem to get injured easily, despite taking a ton of late hits from much bigger players; a very underrated quality.

    My great fear is that this kid loses the drive to improve and becomes Ryan Babel. Hopefully Rodolfo keeps him on his toes (and from the post-match interview, I'm guessing he does).

  • bro

    ye i watched it this morning on replay excellent player real he realy has a good future ahead and hopfully for us. silver was also a quality player him and sterling linked up very well

  • MR

    I'm sorry for this, as I do enjoy the blog, but reading some of this is just downright funny to me. Like Roy "...dragged them down the table...". Really? It was Roy? It wasn't that the players just aren't good enough? It wasn't the fact that virtually no starter in your side (maybe Torres, of the cement block feet?) would unseat the incumbent in any other top 4(6?, 8?) team? Maxi, N'gog, Krygiakos, Skrtel, etc. Even players like Kuyt, Agger who everyone loves in public, are simply not as good as those who line up for the opposition. Fact.

    I have no dog in this fight, doesn't matter to me either way, but surely you have to face facts at some stage. Until they improve their personnel considerably, its just not realistic to expect them to contend they way that most supporters seem to expect them to.

    Not that great players + some bad early losses + low confidence = not much Hodgson could do.

    I could be convinced that he wasn't the right man for the job in the first place, but to pin the entirety of the blame for your ill fortune on him is delusional and just factually incorrect.

  • Wopat

    Oh, my. You must not actually watch football games. Probably shouldn't post about them then, don't you think?

  • Jake_LFC

    Your deflection of this much of the blame from Roy suggests you did not watch enough of our matches this season, both under Roy and Kenny. The contrast is absolutely clear - yes, maybe the players are playing harder under Kenny, but it is an absolutely different style and mindset, which can only be instilled from the top.

  • bro

    the players you have just mentioned most of them are all international players for tops sides. agger, kuyt, gerrard, glen, johonson torres at the time, maxi, raul, reina, i can go on and these teams are the likes of spain portugal argentina england holland demark. so am sure these international sides who are rated some of the best teams in the world one actaly being that of spain makes ur comments of we got no good players to match the opersition laff. well said ass hole go and do ur home work. roy pulled us down same as hicks and co.

  • MR

    This is what I am saying. Pure comedy. Homework? Let's do some homework bro. Let's take for example...Maxi Rodriguez, stalwart in midfield. Would he start for...Chelsea (Malouda)? No. United (Giggs/Nani)? God no. City (Johnson/Silva)? Umm...do we need to continue? Maybe Bolton (Holden/Chung-Yong)? Uh yeah...no. Your homework is to repeat this exercise for all the players you named above. Hint: you get the same result. Except for Reina, he is class.

    I totally agree with you (all) that Hodgson was not the right man for the job to begin with. I really do. And he probably should have been booted earlier. But my point is, clearly stated, if you continue to blame Hodgson exclusively for the fact that you were/aren't that good, then you are deluding yourselves. You need to buy better players. You won't get into the place where you think you belong (top 4, challenging for title), until you do. Fact.

  • bro

    would chelsea manchester city tottenham liverpool want the likes of fletcher john o'shea anderson who play for ireland scotland who are shit teams o brazil but he dont get a game. so ye do ur home work we have the team to beat anyone as we did beat chelsea twice. but we need more for are bench. so ye do ur homework i can pick players from every team who i would turn down. look at the way we are now if kenny tuck over at the start we would be top

  • Suesanwile21

    Only 12 year old idiots use "fact" as if it carries weight.

  • Fact.

  • Rosco

    Well you have to look at this from a simply mathematical point of view, the performances at the beginning of the season, to the performances now, one common denominator- Hodgson.
    Now that aside it would be foolish for anyone to lay blame ENTIRELY on ol' uncle Woy, after all the players are the ones on the park. It was more his style of play and willingness to throw everyone and anyone under the bus rather than admit any culpability himself during the season that irked most fans. But for such a drastic turnaround you have to admit something clearly wasn't right with Roy at the helm.

    It's still the same players.

  • Guest

    "Delusions of grandeur". If ever there was a club who exemplified this most it's Liverpool FC & their fans.. Never won the Premier league. A mid table Premiership side. Yet they still feel that it's 1980 when they were once good.
    Poor Hodgson never stood a chance while Kenny & his old chums in the media were constantly sticking their oar in.

  • Wopat

    Someone repeating the idiotic pundit line word for word while blaming the media? It must be ironic Christmas!

  • bro

    hello mr guest. by the way it would not shock me if you were actualy roy himself. let me just point that we have never bin mid table 7th yes mid no. but any how last season was a bad one because off hicks and co witch continued into this season with there signing of roy and not backing the team or club by just trying to rob us blind and they stil are trying in court as we speak. but as you can clearly see were now showing are class againe and had the new owners and kenny bean appionted at the start we would be fighting for the prem more the chelsae. we are one of the best clubs in the world not alone on medals but the reason we can go threw shit and stil shine threw wile others tumble. we had a mid life crisis and stil stand as we always will

  • Ed

    My favorite part is when you said that it was Kenny Dalglish who had old chums in the media and not Roy Hodgson. Reality's no fun anyway.

  • Signalflash

    Trolls - they call these guys trolls. They just want to provoke us. You couldn't have watched the team under Hodgson and not realized how horrible it was versus Rafa's style, and then compare it with what Kenny is doing and say it was the players' fault.

  • bro

    after roy got asked is there enough quality in the team to keep them in the prem these were his words ( after waching 90 min of them in the prem and then 60 min in the training i would have to say no i need a bit more time to see what am working with!!!) what a cock. thats why liverpool did so bad with him and had no confedence he zaps it right out of them. he simple could of said well they got into the prem so there must be quality players. he did not have to say ye i wil keep them up but just a simple thing to give some belive. i feel sorry for them i realy do

  • Yann

    You’re dead to me Roy, you hear me, dead!

    By the way, I just read something I found very interesting. Might I suggest that all Lucas non-believers (and Lucas lovers for that matter) head over to ohyoubeauty – but beware there is a high risk that you’ll be converted. Here’s the link:

    http://ohyoubeauty.blogspot.co...

  • <3

  • Definitely an article worth reading. Which is why it's linked in the first line of yesterday's piece on Suarez. Not that it hurts to mention it more explicitly, of course, but just thought I'd have a chuckle and point that out...

  • Yann

    Oops. Didn't see that. Silly me, trawling around for something intelligent to read and it was under my nose all along. Anyhow, damn insightful stuff amongst all the dross.

  • Khaine

    This took even me, staunch Lucas protector for the past 2 years, by some surprise, as while he's been getting steadily more adventurous, I've still considered him primarily a lateral passer. Excellent stuff.

    Make no mistake though, the haterade is still consumed by the gallonful in punterville. All your statistical analysis based on, y'know, facts, even when presented in an appealing, colourful, graphic fashion, probably isn't going to change that. Sadly.

blog comments powered by Disqus

Follow Us

           




England National Team News

Search The Offside


 




Related Links


Categories


Send Your Tips!

Found a great story, photo or video that's perfect for The Offside?
Email liverpool[at]theoffside[dot]com

Write for The Offside

Archives