The Week in Comments: “Here I Go, Here I Go, Here I Go”

By: Ed | November 25th, 2011
   

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We haven’t been shy about how much we appreciate the community around here—there’s a healthy balance of the thoughtful and the ridiculous, and the frequent discussions that occur throughout the week glean some of the more enjoyable Liverpool-focused reading to be found. So in a detour from the normal posting, we’re taking a break to celebrate some of the week’s better efforts; limiting it to ten does a disservice to the myriad of quality (and sometimes lengthy) contributions we get on a regular basis, but here’s a sampling of what we got this week.

“i love carroll and think thatd work well, but im leaning towards the mobile front 3 of bellers, suarez and kuyt. the reason is terry/luiz or terry/alex are about as athletic and physical a cb pairing as there is, so if you give them carroll to tee off on, i think you’re playing to their strengths a bit. whereas with 3 hornets buzzin around it just makes life more difficult for them, plus itll keep those attacking fbs in check all game.”

latortillablanca, Tea and Crumpets with We Ain’t Got No History

“Most important factor for the Reds:
We’ve gotta pack the midfield, and Dirk has to start. Right?

Most important factor for the me:
I’ve gotta figure out what to drink.”

TomFoolery, Match Preview: Liverpool v. Chelsea, 11.20.11

“YES!YES! YYYYEEEESSS! GAHHHAHAHAHAH! I no longer have a shirt, and my laptop might be broken. Whateverz, we scored. YES!”

kenny, Matchday: Liverpool v. Chelsea

“Enjoying this victory but all those Chelsea fans will be taking out their Man City shirts and wanting revenge next game!”

LuisSuarezDentist, Liverpool 2, Chelsea 1: Back in Form for the Big Occasion

“I can’t stop laughing, I keep picturing that Johnson is actually seeing the field and the players with the orange highlighted areas and the arrows.

*big ass orange square appears outta nowhere*

here I go here I go here I go”

Ryan, Deconstructing Glen Johnson’s Goal v. Chelsea

“I’d rather be castrated with a silly straw than give John Terry credit, but his run – not met by Dirk, who I assume was getting a firmware update from SkyNet – opened the entire play up. If he wasn’t the John Kreese of World Football, Terry’s run would make a great example of “creating space” to show the kiddies. And Andy Carroll.”

NotTooXabi, Deconstructing Daniel Sturridge’s Goal v. Liverpool

“In the compound-word-loving parlance of the times, Sk-Agger > Carr-Agger > Sk-arragher.

That is all.”

redtrev73, Video: Martin Skrtel v. Chelsea

“Noel’s Thanksgiving piece gives us Charles Graham Adam. The subconscious mind is a powerful influence on behaviour.

My shiny new 442 Stats Zone powered by Opta for Iphone has a graphical stat called “player influence” that shows a pitch with the players names. The size of the letters represents the relative influence on the game for each teams players. The location on the pitch of the name I’m assuming is the average position. The last three games have Adam’s name with the biggest, baddest letters.”

JPR, Charlie Adam Stats Pack

“I just… No contest. our lineup against Chelsea was like a wet dream. Give me that again. Maxi, Bellamy, Kuyt… I want that as our side against City. Let the players who sat have a chance in the Cup. Liverpool belongs in the Champions League. Pass and move, red men.”

ShedYourYellow, Poll: League or Cup? Who Starts, and Which is the Priority?

“That was the Twitter version of a Lucas tackle. Studs down, no yellow. Cleanly.”

ReadLiverpoolFC, Petty Lips Aren’t Helpful…and Other Friday Notes


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  • Suarez from the car park...

    predictably first class posts from some of the regulars. Sent me straight into smart ass mode.

    A finely stewarded site Young Sirs.  Tip of the hat to you and all that.

  • ShedYourYellow

    Is it wrong that seeing my name on there brings a small, insignificant, negligible, but still noticeable feeling of pride to my heart?

  • Suarez from the car park...

    yes, small minded and quite pathetic - a club I would fit well into I feel!!

  • ShedYourYellow

    Yes, well, we are a community after all!

  • Luis Suarez dentist

    ha ha me to!

  • Ashfah Hussain

    This week match with Man City is a different ball game altogether.

  • Suarez from the car park...

    lol.  
    some similarities though.  round ball, dodgy officials, over priced pies, etc etc.

  • Ryan

    Oh no, my comments are making titles! The Chelsea Offside will be calling for me come January...Nah! Glad to know you think we're funny, because we really, really think we are. But wait...no Sue comments?!? 

    Thanks for the morale booster before Manchester City. Hope to see all you nerds here come kickoff!

  • Ryan
  • Good piece bud, easy lazy stuff for you(more time for your favourite activity, gettin plastered) and reward for some fine commenting on this blog, I came across this page a few years ago and its a daily checkup for me....fuckin instinct at this stage, much love from Ireland to Noel, Ed and the boys

  • Ed

    I'm glad I could impress you with my laziness.

    And yes, I was drinking.

  • Suarez from the car park...

    I dunno about the lazy thing.  Easy perhaps, but the comments were class, and I bet there are more out there.

    Good reading guys.

  • Man, I love this community. 

  • red_man_stalking

    Sk-Agger! As funny now as it was 6 hours ago when I first read it. Brilliant.

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