Technical Difficulties: Please Stand By

The blog was down?

Well that was a productive two days.  Let the procrastination resume.  Turns out lawyering is hard work.  Never leave me again.

Quick, while Ed's not looking...we can do a runner. 

He'll never find us.

Finally - felt like a crack addict not being able to get on the past two days. Kudos to SBN - they replied to my email w/in five minutes. Good to have y'all back. YNWA. 

So you're saying we have readers who are fond enough of us to track down and email SBN on their own when the site goes missing? I'm flattered. And also trying to figure out how I can use this new-found source of power for evil.

I'd love to see the analytics for The Offside homepage yesterday ... I know they got a bump from me, what with my hitting refresh fifty times every ten minutes for six hours.

Welcome back.

I have to admit I was starting to get worried that you guys wouldn't be back before gameday... that would have been unacceptable... glad to see progress has been made.

I was a sad, sad person constantly clicking vainly one more time in the hope that this time i would be reunited.  I felt especially alone as i am not in with the twitterati and i had know way of knowing if you all were ok!  I'm happy now to be back with all my sad, sad slightly sozzled friends!  Group hug! /Perhaps I've had too much!
 
Even better, there is comedy gold to be had in them thar' beeb quotes on gerrard's groin!
""Since coming out of hospital my rehab has gone really well. I'm really happy and positive again. My groin is as strong as it's ever been.
"My groin is tested when I'm working and the physios collect data. My groin scores now are better than before I even started feeling my groin."
 
I'm so happy I'm feeling my groin a bit right now!
/too far?
   

Too far? NO! Not nearly far enough....we want pictures.

Some Carra Karma? If he's dropped the whole internet could stop. Welcome back guys, absence makes the heart realise it doesn't have much of a life aside from this forum. 

I'm so glad the site's back, I actually did a little shimmy in my seat. 

Without access to Liverpool Offside I had to to the unthinkable yesterday... I actually had to do work at work!

Praise be to Fowler, HalleLucas!!!

I...I never knew how much you mean to me LiverpoolOffside.

Never leave me again.

I am embarrassed at the relief I'm feeling right now that you guys are back....it's been so difficult....this relationship is clearly unhealthy for me. I think we should see other people...

seeing other people might not be that easy. I mean dating a supermodel is not very frequent(read near impossible) in a man's life and going back to the usual lot is not possible.

Now Noel, bring on the tea and crumpets with harry asap.

fyi - the sb nation support desk people were at least responsive. cheers, luke.

Hooray! I can stop hyperventilating now. I've been away a while and got the shock of my life when I tried to reconnect, only to find T.O.L. had vanished into cyberspace. I've been on the wagon for about 6 weeks, a bit of an attempt at a detox and whatnot, but I'm going to have a tipple tonight just to celebrate your return. Welcome back and thank the f.... heavens.

Was fearful for you guys, Noel and Ed.

Thought maybe Jamie did to you what he did to Rafa.

Hello?

Ello!

aahhhhh....My Liverpool Offside.....  I'm better now.  Don't leave me again.

It's like that great fuck off line - How can I miss you if you don't go away?

ha ha its been a while since I did not rad offfside for 2 days. Hopefully never again.