If the BPL Was Being Attacked by Zombies…
By: CSD | February 9th, 2008It’s been sort of a slow news week at Anfield with nothing new on Mascherano and nothing but injuries to talk about. Instead, let’s delve into a hypothetical question. Zombies are raiding the Barclays Premier League. Who do you let them have? Who do you save?
Personally, I’d let them have Didier Drogba 
for no other reason than he is a complete muppet. I’m happy this week, wait no, I’m upset, wait no, I’m upset at people being upset, wait no, I’m happy. From the people who brought you bipolar disorders…
On the other hand, if there was one footballer that I could definitely save, I would pick Steven Gerrard. He slips up now and then, but all around is entertaining to watch and produces some memorable moments. You can’t not pick the captain of captains.
What about you? Who would you get rid of and who would you save?
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Sir Alex would be the first to go ..
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STEED MALBRANQUE!
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I seriously can’t think of anyone. I suppose you could throw that John Terry guy to the zombies and no-one would miss him. Come to think of it… most of the Chelsea squad. But for the person to save - would they perhaps have to sit in a tree for days waiting for the zombies to leave and maybe forced to survuie by eating an arm or leg of a teamate who didn’t make it? Thats a tough one. Probably Moritz Volz. I love that guy.
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I mean, really, Gerrard? Come on, let’s be original. It’d be like me saying Lionel Messi if we were talking about La Liga. How about a new rule: you can’t pick anyone from the team you support for either feeding their brains to the undead OR saving them from such a fantastically gory fate.
I don’t support a particular English club, I just hate all of Chelsea, so they’re out for me. If I had it my way, they’d all be fed to zombie wolves, their Russian leader first. Plus, Avram Grant is already undead, so that doesn’t even count.
I’d save Gareth Barry first, if only because he’s such an underrated player on the international scene. I’m not sure he’s a world beater, certainly not as good as some, but he’s a real workhorse who would totally have the skills to survive in the post-apocalyptic world. He can probably cook.
I’d throw Joey Barton out to the zombies and assume that he would tear most of them to pieces before finally going down in blaze of napalm.
I’d also save Fabregas and Tevez; drop Cronaldo; save all of Derby; drop Jonathan Woodgate; save Yakubu Ayegbini. That’s just a few.
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Yes Sam…save a true man of dignity, talent, and power…. STEED MALBRANQUE
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