Who the F*CK are Man UTD?

By: CSD | September 11th, 2008

Apologies for the lack of posting but I came down with a case of bird flu and when you’ve got the bird flu you have to adhere to a strict diet of no cigarettes or alcohol which means no blog posts. But I’m back and slightly intoxicated and here to tell you about this little match we have coming up on Saturday.

Normally, I’d say having a 12:45 GMT kickoff on Saturday after the international break is bullshit, but since we didn’t actually have anyone worth talking about playing abroad for any notable amount of time, what the hell? Stevie G’s got that groin thing getting worked out and Torres has pulled a hammy. Both have been supposedly ruled out for the match with Utd, but suddenly after the international games have taken place, there are whispers that one of, if not both, will be available for Saturday. I doubt we’ll see both, but don’t be surprised if Captain Fantastic shows up to spank Rooney in front of Daddy Alex.

Man Utd is looking pretty fit with the exception of that Real Madrid kid. Since I really don’t think Torres will be ready, we’ll more than likely see Robbie Keane up front with Dirk Kuyt. I think they’ll keep the 4-4-2 formation.

likely squad:

…………Keane…Kuyt
Riera..Gerrard…Mascherano..Lucas
Aurelio..Hyppia..Carragher..Arbeloa
……………..Reina

If Gerrard is still having crotch problems, then Alonso will slip into his position. On paper, we win like 35-0. In reality, we shall have to wait and see what happens Saturday at 7:45EST. That means I have to be up at 6:45 to watch some football. Ain’t that a bitch? If I drink enough, I can get back to sleep and be at work on time by 3. Rock on.

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• M Sami |  September 11th, 2008 at 1:32 am

  
  
  

  Wankers ,Wankers Man Utd.
  GO REDS!!!!!!!

  Posted from Australia

  

• Paul |  September 11th, 2008 at 6:33 am

  
  
  

  Fergie is Rafa’s daddy

  Posted from United States

  

• matt |  September 11th, 2008 at 7:07 am

  
  
  

  enjoy your beatdown!

  Posted from United States

  

• Mat |  September 11th, 2008 at 7:12 am

  
  
  

  We’ll show you Reds who we are on Saturday

  Posted from United States

  

• Carlos Livorno |  September 11th, 2008 at 8:33 am

  
  
  

  I have never loved Oasis more…Who the Fuck is Man U!!! Red Till I Die!!

  Posted from United States

  

• Xes |  September 11th, 2008 at 8:44 am

  
  
  

  Man U? Boy U. Thanks.

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

• Musab |  September 11th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

  
  
  

  The champs of England and Europe, making them the best team on Earth. Just in case you guys forgot.

  Posted from United States

  

• kris |  September 12th, 2008 at 12:58 am

  
  
  

  ^^
  thats not what history sais

  Posted from Australia

  

• Roy Diedericks |  September 12th, 2008 at 2:51 am

  
  
  

  Good one.Never knew that I loved Oasis this much

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

• Rakesh |  September 12th, 2008 at 9:43 am

  
  
  

  Get Torres in there mate hes fit and playing

  Posted from United States

  

• steven. |  September 12th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

  
  
  

  fuck them.

  Posted from Canada

  

• sports apparel |  September 13th, 2008 at 9:54 pm

  
  
  

  Berbatov played like the lost boys !

  Posted from Australia

  

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