

Liverpool FC
The Reds come to town!
By: Kai |Greetings, readers!
First of all, apologies all round for disappearing and props to Ed for holding this place up.
Thanks to CSD for hauling his arse back here. We missed you. Now that the sappy stuff is out of the way, here’s The Match!!
Premier League: Liverpool 2 Chelsea 0
By: Nadia |Dearest Liverpool Offside readers, sorry for being MIA. Was on a 9 day leave from work, and Rock Band is taking over my life
While one Rafa bagged the Australian Open title, the other Rafa scored a league double against Chel$ki, a feat last achieved in 1990. After drawing way too many games, dropping points unnecessarily [...]
Premier League: Stoke 0 Liverpool 0
By: Nadia |Clearly Xabi Alonso’s presence in the midfield is sorely missed.
History repeated itself between Stoke and Liverpool, at the Britannia stadium this time. Stoke, with their stubborn defence and annoying Olympic-worthy throw-ins equipped with towels at the sidelines to wipe the ball; Liverpool, unable to get behind the generous space that Stoke’s back 4 has left [...]
Emiliano Insua to miss 5 matches
By: Kai |Our trusty left-back, Emiliano Insua, has been called up by Argentina’s U-20 for a mini Copa America tourney till 8 Feb. Insua will catch the next match with Stoke before reporting for national duty.
I like him. He’s turning out well.
FA Cup 3rd Round: Preston 0, Liverpool 2
By: Kai |Following the high of our win at St James’ Park, Rafa rested Benayoun, Lucas, Kuyt & Reina. Replacing them in the starting lineup are Keane, Riera, Alonso & Cavalieri between the posts.
Gerrard was played following his little run-in with the law and produced yet another composed display.
Keane wasted another hatfull of chances as usual and [...]
Arsenal 1 Liverpool 1: Another missed opportunity
By: Nadia |Liverpool has made drawing games their specialty, as they failed to capitalize on 10-men Arsenal, after Emmanuel Adebayor was shown the red by Mr Howard Webb for soft challenges on Insua and Arbeloa. Which now begs the question: do we really need to hope Blueshite draws with Chel$ki tomorrow?
It was a scintillating first half at [...]
Liverpool 1 Marseille 0: Unconvincing but does the job
By: Nadia |Rafa finally learns how to pronounce ‘dilemma’, some Marseille fans are morons and clearly, we have a goal-scoring crisis
CSD was spot-on when he predicted a narrow score-line for Wednesday’s Matchday 5 encounter with French side, Olympique de Marseille. Nevertheless, this “scary” win qualifies the Reds to the last 16 of the UEFA Champions League tournament [...]
Liverpool 0 Fulham 0: What a waste
By: Nadia |Torres = Quality, Kuyt = Quality, Keane = Rubbish!
Bad news for the Reds: Another stalemate at home, when a win could have elevated us to top position, because our table neighbour, Chelsea, also suffered the same fate as us.
Good news for former Red: Danny Murphy’s 7th encounter with his former club did not turn out [...]
Bolton 0 Liverpool 2: Donde Esta Fernando Torres?
By: Nadia |What happened?
Honestly, I did not concentrate much on this game, because I was quite turned off from the beginning after discovering Torres is not on the starting XI. Of course, having Rob Styles refereeing the match was another bummer.
The match was a reminiscence of the previous week’s encounter with the Baggies. Liverpool was strong [...]
20th versus 1st
By: Nadia |Will Saturday’s match be a battle of comebacks? Liverpool with their narrow/last-minute/lucky wins (hey 3 points is still…3 points); Spurs, high in confidence after leveling the midweek game with London rival, ARSEnal. Liverpool’s 17 games unbeaten record is possibly what Harry Redknapp is aiming to shatter. Already, he is taunting us.
As much as I [...]






