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Keane returns to Spurs
By: Kai |Robbie Keane has returned to Spurs after just half a season that has promised so much, but delivered so little. Following a dream move to Liverpool, which Robbo has supported as a young lad, he didn’t manage to win Rafa’s favour and probably saved his career from further anguish by moving back to Spurs.
Conspiracy theories [...]
Premier League: Liverpool 2 Chelsea 0
By: Nadia |Dearest Liverpool Offside readers, sorry for being MIA. Was on a 9 day leave from work, and Rock Band is taking over my life
While one Rafa bagged the Australian Open title, the other Rafa scored a league double against Chel$ki, a feat last achieved in 1990. After drawing way too many games, dropping points unnecessarily [...]
Premier League: Stoke 0 Liverpool 0
By: Nadia |Clearly Xabi Alonso’s presence in the midfield is sorely missed.
History repeated itself between Stoke and Liverpool, at the Britannia stadium this time. Stoke, with their stubborn defence and annoying Olympic-worthy throw-ins equipped with towels at the sidelines to wipe the ball; Liverpool, unable to get behind the generous space that Stoke’s back 4 has left [...]
Riot in The Park; Red Army held responsible
By: Kai |And so with Chel$ki held to a 2-2 draw at Craven Cottage, we are 3 points clear heading into 2009!! I’m strangely starting to believe we might just nick it this year.
Running riot in St James’ Park, Stevie G bagged a couple and created a couple more to turn in an exemplary performance by the [...]
More Funds!!
By: Kai |Good news!! We’ll probably have more money to spend this summer!! And to offload some surplus!
On another note, Pennant reportedly priced himself out of a move to Real Madrid. Pity though. He was quite a promising youngster back then. All things said, I’d prefer seeing Aaron Lennon on our wing. What do you think?
Arsenal 1 Liverpool 1: Another missed opportunity
By: Nadia |Liverpool has made drawing games their specialty, as they failed to capitalize on 10-men Arsenal, after Emmanuel Adebayor was shown the red by Mr Howard Webb for soft challenges on Insua and Arbeloa. Which now begs the question: do we really need to hope Blueshite draws with Chel$ki tomorrow?
It was a scintillating first half at [...]
Liverpool 1 Marseille 0: Unconvincing but does the job
By: Nadia |Rafa finally learns how to pronounce ‘dilemma’, some Marseille fans are morons and clearly, we have a goal-scoring crisis
CSD was spot-on when he predicted a narrow score-line for Wednesday’s Matchday 5 encounter with French side, Olympique de Marseille. Nevertheless, this “scary” win qualifies the Reds to the last 16 of the UEFA Champions League tournament [...]
Liverpool 0 Fulham 0: What a waste
By: Nadia |Torres = Quality, Kuyt = Quality, Keane = Rubbish!
Bad news for the Reds: Another stalemate at home, when a win could have elevated us to top position, because our table neighbour, Chelsea, also suffered the same fate as us.
Good news for former Red: Danny Murphy’s 7th encounter with his former club did not turn out [...]
Bolton 0 Liverpool 2: Donde Esta Fernando Torres?
By: Nadia |What happened?
Honestly, I did not concentrate much on this game, because I was quite turned off from the beginning after discovering Torres is not on the starting XI. Of course, having Rob Styles refereeing the match was another bummer.
The match was a reminiscence of the previous week’s encounter with the Baggies. Liverpool was strong [...]
Liverpool 3 W.B.A 0: Awesome-ness restored
By: Nadia |Robbie’s brace, Arbeloa knows where the net is, Carra still gets away with fouls and Rafa almost slipped at the sideline again
It was business as usual for our men in Red, as they wrapped up this late-kickoff match with a 3-nil victory over newly-promoted, West Brom Albion. Now unlike Stoke, West Brom actually took the [...]






