

Fernando Torres
“You’re not a moron. You’re only a case of arrested development.”
By: Ed |Hello interwebs, I’m Ed, most likely a moron and a case of arrested development, and I’ll be helping Nadia out on the Liverpool blog. I figure the best way to start out here is by using other people’s work instead of doing any of my own, so let’s get on with some links looking to [...]
Keane returns to Spurs
By: Kai |Robbie Keane has returned to Spurs after just half a season that has promised so much, but delivered so little. Following a dream move to Liverpool, which Robbo has supported as a young lad, he didn’t manage to win Rafa’s favour and probably saved his career from further anguish by moving back to Spurs.
Conspiracy theories [...]
Premier League: Liverpool 2 Chelsea 0
By: Nadia |Dearest Liverpool Offside readers, sorry for being MIA. Was on a 9 day leave from work, and Rock Band is taking over my life
While one Rafa bagged the Australian Open title, the other Rafa scored a league double against Chel$ki, a feat last achieved in 1990. After drawing way too many games, dropping points unnecessarily [...]
FA Cup 3rd Round: Preston 0, Liverpool 2
By: Kai |Following the high of our win at St James’ Park, Rafa rested Benayoun, Lucas, Kuyt & Reina. Replacing them in the starting lineup are Keane, Riera, Alonso & Cavalieri between the posts.
Gerrard was played following his little run-in with the law and produced yet another composed display.
Keane wasted another hatfull of chances as usual and [...]
Liverpool 1 Marseille 0: Unconvincing but does the job
By: Nadia |Rafa finally learns how to pronounce ‘dilemma’, some Marseille fans are morons and clearly, we have a goal-scoring crisis
CSD was spot-on when he predicted a narrow score-line for Wednesday’s Matchday 5 encounter with French side, Olympique de Marseille. Nevertheless, this “scary” win qualifies the Reds to the last 16 of the UEFA Champions League tournament [...]
Liverpool 3 W.B.A 0: Awesome-ness restored
By: Nadia |Robbie’s brace, Arbeloa knows where the net is, Carra still gets away with fouls and Rafa almost slipped at the sideline again
It was business as usual for our men in Red, as they wrapped up this late-kickoff match with a 3-nil victory over newly-promoted, West Brom Albion. Now unlike Stoke, West Brom actually took the [...]
Liverpool 3 Wigan 2
By: Nadia |What have we learnt…
1. I do have a crystal ball =X
2. Daniel Agger would make a good winger or midfielder.
3. Our opponents should be careful the next time they score against us first.
4. Once again, we have won the hard way, but we have what it takes to be serious title contender.
5. Keane has yet [...]
Don’t cry, Robinho…just suck that thumb
By: Nadia |Liverpool showed glimpses of their resilient form, last seen during the 2006 FA cup finals against West Ham, when they came back from a 2-goal deficit, to beat Manchester City 2-3, both teams ending the game with 10-man.
Oasis’s favourite football team got off to a good start when they went ahead with a goal [...]
Torres hearts Merseyside Derby
By: Nadia |Hi everyone, I’m Nadia and I come from Singapore. Yes, that dinky island in Asia, which is currently hosting the first-ever Formula 1 Grand Prix night race. I’m here to blog about far more important things happening this weekend, such as the 208th Merseyside Derby at that narrow shithole, they call Goodison Park.
From the start, [...]
We got the boy from sunny Spain, give him the ball he’ll score again…Fernando Torres, Liverpool’s No. 9!
By: JRW |He might be our No. 9, but yesterday Fernando Torres truly was Spain’s No.9.
Dressed to impress in those fashionable Red kit’s, Torres again proved why he’s one of the best (if not the best) striker on the planet right now with one of the most amazing goals I’ve seen in a long time. I’m pretty [...]






