Yes, that's right. It's a new face to grace the hallowed Anfield turf next season!
Our new signing, Mighty Red, is set to propel our team forward with his silky skills, large physical presence, and sublime pace. He'll run up and down the touchline terrorizing defenders, just like the winger we've always wanted. He'll also terrorize anyone else who happens to be nearby.
Stay tuned for more news as this story unfolds, and keep an eye out for him in training.
PS: This story is not a joke, or a hoax. I only wish it was.
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