Trivia test, everyone! Found this too hilarious not to share here, specially since we are still recovering from the chaos of yesterday. The quotes have been lifted from this article on The Mirror. Normally would have posted just the link itself but it just seemed much better to put the quotes in here itself.

As the title says, you need to guess which of these quotes came from the John Terry trial... and which came from Guy Ritchie movies.

1) "He didn't smell or anything but I pretended"

2) "You got a toothbrush?"

3) "You’ve been stitched up right and proper"

4) "The consequences can kiss my black ass"

5) "My mum loves scouse c*ck"

6) "It's the mother of all f*ck-ups"

7) "How can you call me a c*nt... you're the c*nt"

8) "An ugly c***? Look at yourself"

9) "He can't defend himself - he's got no head."

10) "He is cool, calm and collected when others are not"

11) "If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it"

12) "Don't be shy." "I'm not."

13) "F*cking knobhead"

14) "F*ckface, who's speaking to you?"

15) "You had crossed the line and you've regretted it ever since"

16) "Deadly kick for a fat f*cker"

17) "How many times did you call him a c*nt and he call you a c*nt?"

18) "I say 'f*ck off, f*ck off' to the pumping"

19) "You dirty bastard"

20) "You dippy bastard"

21) 'Geez is short for geezer, right?'

22) "I've had showers with you, man. You've seen my f*cking cock."

23) "I’m in the toilet, doing my hair"

24) "If I had something to hide I would have been thinking 'Shit ...'''

25) "When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop."

26) "I know all your girlfriends, all of them."

27) "Oi you, shagging your mate's missus"

28) "What the f*ck are YOU doing here?"

29) "Get the rifle out. We're being f*cked!"

30) "You're not fat, you're a supreme athlete"

31) "The fatter you get, the sadder you get."

32) "I am rich. Seriously f*cking rich."

33) "If someone calls you a c*nt that's fine"

34) "You're a ruthless little c*nt"

35) "F*ck off, f*ck off"

36) "Bastard! You f*cking bastard!"

37) "He's accusing me of calling him a black c*nt in the altercation"

38) "Is this some white c*nt's joke that black c*nts don't get?"

39) "His life's very unstructured"

40) "It's been emotional"

Answers after the jump:

Terry trial - nos 1, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, 12, 13, 15, 17, 18, 21, 23, 24, 27, 30, 33, 35, 37, 39

Ritchie films - nos 2, 4, 6, 9, 11, 14, 16, 19, 20, 22, 25, 26, 28, 29, 31, 32, 34, 36, 38, 40