Unlike Liverpool, the ocean is filled with neverending delight and joy. Liverpool may be exploring the metaphorical depths with a consistent run of horrible performances, capped by today's farce in the Northeast, but the sea contains quite literal depths that frequently amaze and rarely disappoint. Why recap another match in which Liverpool failed to deliver much in the way of quality, commitment, or drive when we can have an insightful and rewarding discussion of the wonders that lie beneath the surface? Also, my brain is broken.

5. Sea Horse

4. Blue Whale

3. Starfish

2. Jellyfish

1. Dolphin