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Spare the Rod my Arse
By: Brian |Sometimes the childrenz need a good beatin’ and today, the ‘youngsters’ of Arsehole got what was comin’ to ‘em. Last night I had a strong feeling this was going to happen, so much so that I placed a friendly wager on it with a die-hard Arsehole fan bartendar friend of mine. Though it [...]
It’s time for… What will Rafa do?!
By: Brian |Stu Brubaker: “Hello everyone, I’m Stu Brubaker, sitting in for Rupert Pupkin who’s out sick, and welcome to the award-winning blamsho, What will Rafa do?! This is the blamsho where two contestants try to guess who that crazy Spaniard, Rafa the Gaffa of the Liverpool Football Club, will start in their match tomorrow. [...]
The Daily Diatribe: Riise might not be texting actresses and models much longer, Guthrie is still a Saint, & Rafa recalls painful memories
By: Brian |* Poor John Arne, sounds like his former agent was a scumbag, taking loans out in his client’s name. I love how, in every article that includes Riise or Bellamy, they keep mentioning the incident that allegedly occurred in Portugal. Still haven’t read any official reports or eyewitness accounts from legitimate witnesses. Weird. [...]
The Daily Diatribe: Kewell, Harry, just Kewell, Rafa eyeing Arizmendi & Billy Sharp, Mo Money, Mo Money, Mo Money, & Pongolle can go to Huelva!
By: Brian |* There’s been a lot of Harry Kewell talk in the last few days. That usually equates to a lot of nothing, but it’s always fun to speculate about King Harry. Apparently, he plans to be back in action sometime next month. Good to hear he wants to play for the team [...]
England 3, Andorra 0: Pathetic, disgusting, basically unwatchable (w/highlights!)
By: Brian |I honestly don’t know how I made it through the first half of this match. Owen Hargreaves’ determination and I guess Stewart Downing’s play were really the only positive points. You know it’s a sad display when Stewart Downing’s play is singled out. Andy Johnson looked as if he was just going [...]
The Daily Diatribe: Liverpool City Council calls on Liverpool to share new stadium with Everton
By: Brian |* Okay, why not? As long as they cough up half the bill, I have no problem with that. The problem is, with the design of the stadium, are they going to make it half red and half blue? Ugh, that’s not going to work for either side. And what about the [...]
The Daily Diatribe: Will Kuyt be the next victim of Van Bastien’s ego?, The Takeover is Complete, Momo go bye-bye?
By: Brian |* There is in-depth coverage over at the Netherlands World Cup blog regarding the current situation with the Dutch Nationals following their uninspiring, goalless home draw against Romania on Saturday. I was completely unaware that Kuyt not only did not start, but he didn’t play at all either. Rather shocking, if you ask [...]
The Daily Diatribe: Liverpool changing nickname to the Scrooges, Crespo? £68m? I don’t think so, Rafa loves Masch, & The New Kits?
By: Brian |* Apparently Liverpool gave a big fat zero in cash to charities last year. Boo-fuckin-hoo. I went and checked out the site that did the ’study’, www.intelligentgiving.com, and found it kind of funny that they would even bother with such a study that is so basic, it’s useless. In their own words: [...]
The Daily Diatribe: Gerrard proves his class, video highlights from recent Reserves’ and FA Youth Cup matches
By: Brian |* I only have three observations from yesterdays match between the Three Lions and Israel, which wasn’t as boring as the score nor the press have indicated. First, Gerrard was by far the best player on the pitch and showed why he’s considered World Class. He seemed to be content being the set-up [...]
The Daily Diatribe: I’m a sucker, Why Jermaine? Why?
By: Brian |* So I went ahead and threw away $25 for the England-Israel match later today. I’m completely at odds for this match and it isn’t on whether England is going to win or not, but if I want them to win or not. I’m not sure it will matter, because who will the [...]






